A Toot Salute

For Farley @farthewestie and all other furiends who like to *toot*

My friend Farley, the tootin’ machine

has killer farts without eatin beans.

He says everything can turn to gas

and from his tush it all shall pass.

Looking innocent and passing blame,

it’s all a part of Farley’s game.

So pick a toot that you do well

and ensure it has a unique smell.

Those are Farley’s tricks of the trade;

toot all you want, don’t be afraid!