Ted Loves Chicken

For my good friend, Ted (@TedLovesChicken) who requested his own poem about, what else, Chicken:

I have a friend Ted
and he loves to be fed
Chicken.

Whether as a roast
or served on toast;
my dear friend Ted
wants to be fed
Chicken.

He enjoys Cordon Bleu
as well as a stew.
Don’t forget the roast
or on top of toast!
As dear ole Ted
needs to be fed
Chicken.

You can prepare it on a grill,
even as Chicken Seville,
a good Cordon Bleu,
in a hearty stew,
pop in the oven to roast
or as shingles on toast
because my friend Ted
loves to be fed
Chicken.

Ted asks for nothing
not even some stuffing:
just cook it on the grill,
make Chicken Seville,
fancy Cordon Bleu,
a delectable stew,
or a juicy roast
that’s served with toast
and he’ll go to bed
with dreams in his head
of Chicken.