We had lots of fun on our #minitrip, bringing the Westie girls to visit Ollie and Da'Griff and I thought, 'Westie girls' that sounds a lot like 'West End girls' and thus I had an inspired idea. So without further ado, I introduce to you Da Pet Shoppe Boies...
...and their new single release...
"Westie Girls"
by Da Pet Shoppe Boies (original lyrics by Pet Shop Boys; new ones by Oscar De Wilde)
Sometimes you're better off led
By the leash on your neck that’s pulling at your head
You think you're mad, too unstable
Barking at cars and chewing at the cable
That leads you through a Westie town
Call the catcher, there's a mad-dog around
Running around, unbound to a dog park
In a Westie town
In a Westie town, a tail end world
The East End boys and Westie Girls
In a Westie town, a tail end world
The East End boys and Westie Girls
Westie Girls
In the darkness, whimpering barks
Doggies on posters, so many marks
Who, when, why, what?
What treat have you got?
Did you bring it, can you get it, if so, how often?
Bone or biscuit, those are your options...
(What’s best for your breed?)
(Chorus)
In a Westie town, a tail end world
The East End boys and Westie Girls
In a Westie town, a tail end world
The East End boys and Westie Girls
Westie Girls
Westie Girls
(What’s best for your breed?)
Repeat Chorus
A dog bowl of glass or a dog bowl of stone
Hop in the MINI we’re not going home
We've got far to go, but I drive real fast
Here today, let’s have a blast
In every city, in every nation
Terriers driving through the border station
(How far have you been?)
In a Westie town, a tail end world
The East End boys and Westie Girls
In a Westie town, a tail end world
East End boys, Westie Girls
Westie Girls
Westie Girls
Westie Girls
Outstanding Oz, you be the cleverist funniest puppy of all EVA. Me and Pa did laugh and laugh just so much. Pa said he hadn't heard dat song in so long but wif you words it would have been a much bigga hit, and imagine da rock video.......
ReplyDeleteBOL Baxter
Thanx, Bax!
ReplyDeleteImagine the music video?!? I didn't even think of that! That would be the best video ever...us "Pet Shoppe Boies" and Annie and Martha running around. BOL!
thats is soooooooooo cool I just love it to bits. Its a HIT.
ReplyDeleteDear Oscar, This is TOTALLY inspired! I read it imagining us all listening to it on da radio on our #minitrip across da pond to visit @theGoBros! What a clever doggie you are! Thank you for da fun! Love your furiend, AnnieB X
ReplyDeleteMartha and Annie:
ReplyDeleteYou 'Westie Girls' are such an inspiration! The #minitrip was too...and it was lots of fun! I am so glad you like 'your song'!
xxxx Oz
Oh deer, not more westie girlz, i haz my pawz full wiv Maggie Moo. Mum duz like the song though, she say it very funny and she duz sing it to me.
ReplyDeleteYoo is vry cleva dawgie Oz!
You poor thing, Hamish...having to deal with a young pup 'Westie girl' in your own home! BOL! I do hope Maggie May will learn from her big brofur soon enough how to behave like a good Westie!
ReplyDeleteI am glad Mum liked the song...I hope she had a good singing voice when she sang the song to you. Thanks for visiting!!!
xxx Oz