1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
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| So happy you are home! |
2. A dog's parents never visit and overstay their welcome.
3. Dog's agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
4. Dog's find you amusing when you're drunk.
5. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
6. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
7. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
8. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it is interesting!
9. Dogs like to ride in the back of the pickup truck.
10. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff with it.
To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then, open the garage and see which of the two is still happy to see you!
Have a grrrrr-eat weekend!
Very funny, you keep entertaining us with fun posts like these. True, dogs are always ready to forgive you for everything, but unfortunately can't cook or clean...
ReplyDeleteMy sweet puppy pal, thank you so much for donating to the Christchurch SPCA. It means so, so much to us that you've been so generous. *big RUMBLE cuddle*
ReplyDeleteROFL You are a jokester!
ReplyDeleteLOL. We especially liked number 7. :D
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many people tested the theory!
ReplyDeleteHee hee, that was funee my pal. I ope the ladies dussnt mind!!
ReplyDeleteBOL! Daddy aughed LOUD reading this and Mama just scowled at him. Silly humans! Thanks for the giggle!
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