Happy Mother's Day

Me and Ma

You feed me when I'm hungry,

You keep water in my dish,

You let me sleep on anything,

Or in any place I wish.

You sometimes let me lick your hands

or even lick your face,

Despite the fact I've licked myself

In every private place.

You taught me how to come when called

You taught me how to sit,

You always let me go outside

So I can take a s***.

You'll always have my loyalty

up to the bitter end,

'cause after all, it's plain to see . . .

You are a dog's best friend.
--Author Unknown

Happy Mother's Day!!!

Oz