Welcome One, and Welcome All,
we're so glad you answered our call
to enter your poem in our contest...
Let's hope you didn't give it your best!
It's the worst poems that will win
much to a true bard's chagrin.
So how to enter? you may ask
First, have yourself a refreshing grog
then post your poem on your blog.
Next, to visit Oz or Ku
where you will scroll on through
their post until you see
the Contest Entry list linky.
"You are next" it will say
"Click here to enter", so don't delay!
Follow the linky provided steps
then back to Oz or Ku you schlep.
Read all the entries, leave a note
on all the posts your friends wrote.
You can also "like" an entry within the list
so in the end you will assist
Oz and Ku in choosing the worst;
you know, those poets who are not well versed.
So hurry up and post your prose
before Sunday night when the hop will close!
On Monday poetry will be compared
and then the winners will be declared.
So from Oz and Ku, we wish you luck.
Now let's see whose poems really suck!
Join the fun! (Be sure to include your name or your blog name in the "Description" part of the entry form in the blog hop so we know who you are!)
Brychwyn is going to love permission to have grog
ReplyDeleteWe look forward to poetry hopping like a frog
From blog to blog to blog to blog!
Thanks to you and Ku for hosting the hop
This bad poetry's catchy, I'd better stop.
BOL! You all wrote sooooo many bad poems. I love it!
DeleteThere once was a kitten named Ham
ReplyDeleteWho was alway much sillier than I am
He tried to say mew
and fit in a shoe
and thought all email was spam
BOL
DeleteOh this should be goood! Excited to see all the bad poetry today hehehe
ReplyDeleteSo looking forward to these. Ours is tomorrow. Have a fabulous Friday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
That's really bad- so bad that it's funny!
ReplyDeleteDina
I have written my poem and entered...let's see what everyone comes up with!
ReplyDeleteStill working on ours Oz...Dis poem stuff iz hard but Momz sez we will come up with something
ReplyDeleteRoger that, Giz! I know you have a busy day today with the GeoDog Day!!
DeleteHmmmmm...my poetry is so BAD it wouldn't even rhyme. :(
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't have to Amber!!! Now getting writing!
DeleteWow Oz, that was an awesome poem. Not bad at all. Hee-hee
ReplyDeleteCome on Roxy, you know I can't write a "bad" poem. BOL No matter...my poem is not entered in the contest. So, where is YOUR poem my dear???
DeleteGreat poem Oz! Woooooowoooooooo, Ku
ReplyDeleteI've nominated you for the Supersweet Blogger and Versatile Blogger Awards! Click the link to learn more about the awards on my blog - http://peppino2005.wordpress.com/2013/08/16/awards/
ReplyDeleteAw, Pippy...that is so sweet of you. I am going to check it out now!
DeleteThese are dreadfully fun!!
ReplyDeleteI agree! This is hilarious.
DeleteHehehe we'll have to do this!
ReplyDeleteOh yes!! Please join in the fun!!
DeleteWez on the caze
ReplyDeletebut wez iz late
Wez will pozt our poem
so better get going
Bawahwawhahhwa xxxx00xx
Mollie and Alfie
BOL!
DeleteIn the spirit of Ozmosis, Vlad wrote a limerick. (Forgive Barkly, but he's yet to be able to teach Vlad to speak proper English--Those crazy Russians and their angst!)
ReplyDeleteTairkeys and vabbeets and Veeneeson viewed,
Ve leeves in da lanz of mooch food,
Boot ze seely hoomanz van't let oos hunt,
So ve barkz at de anzimooles in affront,
Until ze hoomanz brainz geetz unglued.
Well, that's pretty good...or bad...BOL! Thanks for entering!
DeleteHe said some other words, but this "seely hooman" doesn't understand Russian & thinks those words might not have been very nice words; so she made Barkly change them for Vlad.
DeleteMOL...you're all so funny..MOL :D
ReplyDeleteOz, thanks BUNCHES for your POTP!!! It really worked! Now Ma says I'm drivin' her nuts cause I can't run and jump and stuffs....pffffft!
ReplyDeleteAnyhu, I loves everyones Bad Poetry!!! OMD, this was really so much funs!!
Thanks for doin' it!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Oh, I am soooooo glad Ruby. I do not want you to be under the weather...that is just ridiculous for a terrier.
DeleteThe Bad Poetry is hilarious! be sure to check back over the weekend if you can, as I know more pals will be joining in!
*Cairn cuddles, my girl*
Oz
Some great entries!
ReplyDeleteOur owner has somehow mamaged to put us on the list twice even though she just did it once... Why is she so bad with computers?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, I fixed it in the Linky!!!
DeleteThank you our owner is hopeless!!
DeleteGood luck everyone
ReplyDeleteOz Oz wez got confuzzed with the linky, wez haz NO 21 and 22.. Poop, it'z coz wez Blond..BOL xxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
No worries Mollie. I fixed it in the linky!!!
DeleteThat happened to us too! We had 17 and 18! We are such hogs haha!
DeleteFank goodness wez got a smart Oz Bawaahhwhahhhww
DeleteWe are consulting with our poetry muse and trying to come up with some bad poetry.
ReplyDeleteExcellent!
DeleteDingy Dingy Dingy where is the Ringy ~ Oz, I will attach on tomorrow late in the day. I have my post for bad poetry done, but I am still getting comments on the quilt contest and I want to leave it up so maybe I can get some votes it runs all of next week.
ReplyDeleteThanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
Woof-hoo!!! Pawfect, my dear Sir William! I agree you should get as many votes as you can for the quilt contest. I have my paws crossed for you!!
DeleteOz
ummmmso Oz, I have one...it's, well, it's crap...but Mom is makin' me post it tomorrow...she is just shameless...'scuse me...I have to go hide somewhere...pads off to get under something
ReplyDeleteWooooof-hooo, Savannah...I cannot wait to read it!
DeleteI really should get TW to enter one of her awful poems. What drivel she writes and sometimes posts on my blog but she'll have to wait until Senile Saturday to post on my blog.
ReplyDeleteThis was really fun! I didn't participate, but I loved reading everyone else's bad poetry.
ReplyDeleteBest idea for a contest ever. Thank you for the opportunity to demonstrate my quite gargantuan skill in this arena!
ReplyDeleteThank you! My dear friend Ranger is the one who encouraged me to do something for Bad Poetry Day.
DeleteI found my way to your bloggie, and thought I would stop by and say hi! It's nice to meet youuu! :)
ReplyDeleteWoofs & huggies, :)
~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)
Oz thanks for hosting this most challenging day...
ReplyDeleteHugs madi
I should have entered this. No one could be worse than me! I'm bad... as in BAD... as in NOT good, at all.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Nissy
LOL very cute. You are all so creative.
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