I am getting such a kick outta writing these limericks. BOL
Oh dog...today's limerick is inspired by a very good friend
of mine...Shiner from My Pawsitively Pets.
Do you know Shiner, Nibblet and Miss Ann? Miss Ann is a Veterinary Technician and she
knows about all kinds of animals. Her
posts are fun and informative so if you do not follow them, bunny-hop over to their blog and say hello!
Now, Shiner's limerick is a naughty one (because that is how
Miss Ann rolls!). It is deemed
appropriate for mature audiences only (contains bad language) by the Limerick
Makers and Annotators Organization
(LMAO).
There once was a Pit Bull named Shiner
Who happened to be a very vocal whiner.
The baby's snacks she will raid,
And of the vacuum, she's afraid,
No wonder they call her "a big fat vaginer".
Now that you've been limericked, you can add the "I
Inspired a Limerick" badge to your blog (found in my sidebar).
You can read past limericks HERE.
If you would like to be the inspiration for one of my
limericks, please visit my Inspire a Limerick Page HERE for what you need to
send me.
oh my god, my soda came back through my nose with laughing. Oz, you are the master of limericks!
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaahahh I think a little pee came out Oz bwahahahahahaha :) bravo my friend :) hugs Fozziemum xxx
ReplyDeleteLOL! Good one, Oz! We love Shiner and her crew!
ReplyDeleteOMD Oz that got the tea spurting out of peeps mouth LOL. Have a marvellous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Hilarious!
ReplyDelete*snigger* Iz it safe to be laffin at a pitty Oz my pal?
ReplyDeleteOH what a Super Limerick THIS one is. GRRRREAT job ... AGAIN.
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ReplyDeleteRetro rover
Fantastic limerick. ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteI used to love to come up with new limericks when I was a kid!
ReplyDeleteOMD, never will I read a Limerick with a hot cup of tea Bawahhwhahwhahhwaa xxoxxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Oh my Shiner!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness...as I was reading it, I couldn't figure out what word you were going to come up with that had to be rated mature only....LOL...didn't see that one coming!
ReplyDeletehahaha my favorite so far!!
ReplyDeleteLove it love it.
ReplyDeleteBOL! Thank you so much Oz - I love it and it's just what I needed today :) I'm probably going to send peeps over to read it tomorrow if they dare hehe. Internet has been down all day today!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! That was a great one!!!! I love Anne and Shiner and everyone on her blog! We never miss a post there!
ReplyDeleteWell done Oz!
((husky hugz))
frum our pack at love is being owned by a husky
Oh my. What a limerick, Oz! Much love, The Scottie Mom.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you called her a vaginer! :D
ReplyDeleteBOL...too funny!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo!
BOL!
ReplyDeleteNola
Oh My Pug!! Wasn't expecting that! BOL!!!!
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
BOL BOL!
ReplyDeleteHeehee!! Good work Oz, you're a poet!
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ReplyDeleteLOL I wonder what Shiner thinks of it!
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